My job description:

1. SALES= I make sure we hit the monthly sales quota, which hardly is the case..
2. MARKETING= I also market our products and services
3. ACCOUNTING = I take into account the daily revenue less expenses
4. CLERICAL = You have no idea how much clerical works i do
5. QUASI-MANAGERIAL CRAP = such as manager's report, employees' appraisal, and what not!
6. SUCKING UP TO THE BOSS = pls.dont ask
7. TROUBLESHOOTING = yeap, they don't have to call the techies

Plus, if you respond now, you get a free hug. And it would be actually sincere!! promise... *wink*