@ 2007-07-31 – 09:13:43 pm
It was Bob's birthday last July 28 and i didn't even greet him. I kinda felt guilty though. I know the bridges have been burned but i think a simple "Happy Birthday" wouldn't really start to fire things up right?!
Everyone including my dad thought i made the wrong choice coz they told me he's the perfect guy (whatta?!).....
ok, i'll stop it. NO , HE'S NOT A PERFECT GUY!!!!! He's like thrice my age for god's sake!
@ 2007-07-31 – 09:04:05 pm
this is is so fucking gross!! Gag yerselves with a hanky or something
Loma Noun
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Definition 1: when you are performing anal sex and the girl farts while your dick is completely inside her anal (a form of internal vibration)
Usage Example: I did not reach my climax until Barbara lomaed on my shaft and I told her to leave as soon as I smelled it.
@ 2007-07-31 – 09:00:21 pm
Now there's a whole new meaning to the word "LOG OUT"
Definition: The act of pooping just before you leave the office.
Usage Example: It's been a hard day, I think I'm gonna log out and head home. See you all tomorrow.
@ 2007-07-31 – 08:52:20 pm
My job description:
1. SALES= I make sure we hit the monthly sales quota, which hardly is the case..
2. MARKETING= I also market our products and services
3. ACCOUNTING = I take into account the daily revenue less expenses
4. CLERICAL = You have no idea how much clerical works i do
5. QUASI-MANAGERIAL CRAP = such as manager's report, employees' appraisal, and what not!
6. SUCKING UP TO THE BOSS = pls.dont ask
7. TROUBLESHOOTING = yeap, they don't have to call the techies
Plus, if you respond now, you get a free hug. And it would be actually sincere!! promise... *wink*
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