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It was Bob's birthday last July 28 and i didn't even greet him. I kinda felt guilty though. I know the bridges have been burned but i think a simple "Happy Birthday" wouldn't really start to fire things up right?!

Everyone including my dad thought i made the wrong choice coz they told me he's the perfect guy (whatta?!).....

ok, i'll stop it. NO , HE'S NOT A PERFECT GUY!!!!! He's like thrice my age for god's sake!

this is is so fucking gross!! Gag yerselves with a hanky or something

Loma Noun

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Definition 1: when you are performing anal sex and the girl farts while your dick is completely inside her anal (a form of internal vibration)
Usage Example: I did not reach my climax until Barbara lomaed on my shaft and I told her to leave as soon as I smelled it.

Now there's a whole new meaning to the word "LOG OUT"

Definition: The act of pooping just before you leave the office.

Usage Example: It's been a hard day, I think I'm gonna log out and head home. See you all tomorrow.

My job description:

1. SALES= I make sure we hit the monthly sales quota, which hardly is the case..
2. MARKETING= I also market our products and services
3. ACCOUNTING = I take into account the daily revenue less expenses
4. CLERICAL = You have no idea how much clerical works i do
5. QUASI-MANAGERIAL CRAP = such as manager's report, employees' appraisal, and what not!
6. SUCKING UP TO THE BOSS = pls.dont ask
7. TROUBLESHOOTING = yeap, they don't have to call the techies

Plus, if you respond now, you get a free hug. And it would be actually sincere!! promise... *wink*

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

I was just recently been told that at 25, i should be marrying someone already. They like to term that age as the "marrying" age-- an age just ripe enough for the picking (and when i say "picking", i literally mean PICKING!) By now, i should get "picked" (or i'd prefer to call it, allow myself to be "picked") by this guy i would eternally enchain myself with....

Don't get me wrong though... I do not fear marriage. There's nothing horrible about spending the rest of your life with someone. In fact, it's kinda sweet actually. But "sweet" is for the stereotyped couples who once were too much "in love" enough to buy the rings and exchange silly vows and later end up in a court battle fighting custody over their kids! Sure there are good and happy marriages.. But from where I'm standing, good marriages only happen in soap operas. Now I've heard a lot from people that they don't want to be victims of love-- that if there's one thing they try to avoid, it's being stucked up in a if-you-don't-have-a-job-then-watch-over-the-kids situation. But you know what's funny, they blame it all on real and eternal love and took the jump anyway and..... got married!!! Amazing..

It's just that: I SIMPLY DON'T LIKE TO GET MARRIED YET. I'm still getting to enjoy the first quarter of my life the way I've been spending it. Sure, the thought of marrying comes to my mind every once in a while ("a while" akin to saying "in a lifetime!"). But if ever that time comes, just forgive me for currently being an asshole for sour graping. I'm just glad that time hasn't even occurred in my life.

And guys, i think there's nothing wrong about being 25 and still single right?! I mean, the supposed-to-be disposition of getting married at the age of 25 only exists in the Philippine setting. I mean, i've known a lot of non-Filipinos who are in thier 30s and single and loving it. So what's the rush?! We can all get married sooner or later but that doesn't necessarily require you to get married at the age of 25!

was just recently been told that at 25, i should be marrying someone already. They like to term that age as the "marrying" age-- an age just ripe enough for the picking (and when i say "picking", i literally mean PICKING!) By now, i should get "picked" (or i'd prefer to call it, allow myself to be "picked") by this guy i would eternally enchain myself with.... Don't get me wrong though... I do not fear marriage. There's nothing horrible about spending the rest of your life with someone. In fact, it's kinda sweet actually. But "sweet" is for the stereotyped couples who once were too much "in love" enough to buy the rings and exchange silly vows and later end up in a court battle fighting custody over their kids! Sure there are good and happy marriages.. But from where I'm standing, good marriages only happen in soap operas. Now I've heard a lot from people that they don't want to be victims of love-- that if there's one thing they try to avoid, it's being stucked up in a if-you-don't-have-a-job-then-watch-over-the-kids situation. But you know what's funny, they blame it all on real and eternal love and took the jump anyway and..... got married!!! Amazing.. It's just that: I SIMPLY DON'T LIKE TO GET MARRIED YET. I'm still getting to enjoy the first quarter of my life the way I've been spending it. Sure, the thought of marrying comes to my mind every once in a while ("a while" akin to saying "in a lifetime!"). But if ever that time comes, just forgive me for currently being an asshole for sour graping. I'm just glad that time hasn't even occurred in my life. And guys, i think there's nothing wrong about being 25 and still single right?! I mean, the supposed-to-be disposition of getting married at the age of 25 only exists in the Philippine setting. I mean, i've known a lot of non-Filipinos who are in thier 30s and single and loving it. So what's the rush?! We can all get married sooner or later but that doesn't necessarily require you to get married at the age of 25!